Mom’s email to Tom

I went to dinner with this guy on Wednesday. My brother.

While at dinner, my phone rings. It’s mom. David answers in this deep voice, “hello”? This conversation starts between mom and “Tom”. Tom tells mom that I left my phone in his car last night. And also my pants. And then mom says she “can’t do this anymore” and hangs up.

Then I get this email:

I’m not sure if I should be more concerned that mom thinks I left my pants in someone’s car or because she didn’t recognize her son’s voice.

It’s fun to enjoy your family.
ab

PS – Allison, this one’s for you.

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2 Responses to Mom’s email to Tom

  1. Allison says:

    Solid!

    Sent from my iPhone

  2. julesj says:

    this is the funniest thing I have ever read. I love the browns…period!

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